because life has finally become this

 i must have a Stanley Cup…i am nothing without a metal mug. how did we live before metal cups? those poor people that used to carry Stanley thermoses, savages.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/05/us/stanley-cup-target-pink-starbucks.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Lk0.haju.Q7yPMnSDWrEI&smid=url-share