what to do with a 4 year old dog….

 

that shits and pisses in the house at night because it’s rainy or cold, or both. 2024, something must change.

i’m thinking crate in laundry room. time for this to stop, like 3 years ago. 

now i get to smell it till Kate gets up, how can i go back to bed knowing there is crepuscular crapulence in the hall?

🫘💩🫘

an R. Kelly skit comes to mind (luckily i’m not that disturbed).